In the Misty Moonlight

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I’ve gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I’m not about to start now

euniexenoblade:

euniexenoblade:
euniexenoblade:
The kindergarten-ification of society
My husband’s work is forcing him to use an ai program that transcribes phone call conversations and it mistakenly recorded the word “poof” as “poop,” and censored the word “p***” and marked the call for curse words. How old are we.
Can’t be horny, can’t be half naked, can’t make decisions about our own bodies, can’t buy video games, can’t have any kinks, can’t curse, can’t say poop, what the fuck is this.

depsidase:

bongjoonheaux:

quasi-normalcy:

dizzyghoast:
trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.
we need him more than ever before
#i’m telling you people do not realize how much ‘cringy’ atheist stuff #is a direct response to religion being forced into every aspect of society #we need him BACK #atheism #<- prev

datasoong47:

marzipanandminutiae:

kitharion:
captainsingleton:
memewhore:
Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that
“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive
and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged
they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine
so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig
source

homucifer-ryotan:

People in the UK especially, please don’t give your ID to Spotify

floating-in-the-blue:
“draconisxmalfoy:
“Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t...

floating-in-the-blue:

draconisxmalfoy:
Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth
#Children’s media used to be about making you feel the entire depth and breadth of the human emotional spectrum #All while your 7 y/o brain struggled to make sense of if all. But it was like an emotional vaccine #Comprehending loss at that age didn’t make it any easier to bear with age. But atleast it was familiar (conserving these tags by @jonairadreaming because yes)

cargopantsman:

sacred-portal: